Even in the workshop era, some are beyond help
Tod Goldberg offers advice to aspiring writers seeking admission to UCLA’s extension program: If your book is 750,000 words, I can’t help you. No one can. I’m sorry. Also, if your book is 750,000 words and you’re not a serial killer, there are some questions and comments I have for you: 1. I’m sorry your parents were awful to you, . . .
