With a name like Dickens, he probably couldn’t help himself
Giles Coren, inspired by recent census revelations about some of Britain’s most venerated literary figures, envisions a journal entry in which Charles Dickens castigates himself for approaching the task of falsifying census data as he would writing a novel: Monday last … Mrs Dustanpolish, my housekeeper, animadverted me to the presence at my domiciliary portals of the census-takers, Pencilpush and . . .
