New Times seeks to correct Miami’s silicone shortage

Yesterday several South Florida friends and I received this boob job contest announcement from the Miami New Times.

The New Times recently bought out The Village Voice. Here’s hoping new Village Voice editor David Blum resists these kinds of (yes, I’m going to say it) augmentations.


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