Local bookstore clarifies mission of “sex” table

The MySpace page for NYC’s Shakespeare & Co. Booksellers (F, 24, bisexual Aquarius) features some hot picks (and pix) but may shatter your fondest illusions about the bookshop’s sex table.

The “sex” table is for in-store guests only, and unfortunately cannot be reproduced on this site. No “physical sex” takes place upon the “sex” table at any time, ever (though many a filthy thought will fly), and in no way does the purchase of anything upon this table guarantee sex and/or the making of, at any given point in time, in the near or distant future. It is to be used as a tool for concept and instruction only. -mgmnt

(Contrast with the Powell’s Pearl Room. Image taken from Bookstore Tourism.)


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