I don’t have cable. Somehow I’ve passed the first half of 2006 without seeing a single (new) film in the theaters. And I was hardly aware of Lindsay Lohan — well, outside of Mean Girls — until the “firecrotch” episode. It’s a word that captures the imagination, firecrotch.

So I can’t account for this site’s inclusion in Entertainment Weekly‘s list of sites to bookmark. But I was thrilled to put in a good word for three (non-book) blogs I love. (Sementeen comes to you courtesy of the Panopticist.)

Please visit each of these now, while I put the finishing touches on that teenage loser essay.


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