Writer needs “arm candy”

This post was written by Friday guest blogger Annie Reid.

“Successful writer/producer” seeks hot babe who is “very sexy yet presentable,” and won’t embarrass him in public, for industry events. (That’s the part that really disqualifies those of us at maud newton dot com. That and the vigilante sucker punches.) A fair minded guy, he’s “open to all races, as long as you’re fit or under 30.” (Via Defamer.)


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