November 29, 2005
The Bad Sex in Fiction longlist is out, and the Guardian posts the contenders. This year we have auto-flowering nipples, glazed genitals, a demon eel orgasm, and heartwarming coitus(?) involving a lobster.
No wonder they say the novel is dead.
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