Writers in the sack

The Bad Sex in Fiction longlist is out, and the Guardian posts the contenders. This year we have auto-flowering nipples, glazed genitals, a demon eel orgasm, and heartwarming coitus(?) involving a lobster.

No wonder they say the novel is dead.


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