Not for the squeamish among ye

The diagram of Patrick Hughes’ anal fissure may be the most memorable Breakfast of Champions reference I’ve ever seen.

Details, if you dare, are available in the latest diary of indignities installment.

Related reading: Vonnegut used to sign books with drawings of assholes, but in his later years reportedly declined a signing request, “saying, ‘Too often it becomes a matter of physical prowess.'” (Scroll to second comment for the quote.)


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