U.S. writers and kangaroo: they all taste like chicken

Unbelievable news: the Edgar Allan Poe Pizza has a rival. At Celebrity Sandwich, you can have the Edgar Allan Poe grilled chicken sandwich with avocado.

Yes, I think we can all agree that “snappy lemon-mayo” in a smoke-free environment naturally brings Poe to mind. And be sure not to miss the Toni Morrison, Harper Lee, Ernest Hemingway, and Dr. Seuss sandwiches, which are equally well-tailored to the literary figures for which they’re named.


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