Last but not least: Harry Potter = a new polynesian island for Jeff Bezos

This post was written by guest blogger Andy Fine.

Or whatever else Bezos fees like buying . . . . Thanks in part to Potter, Amazon is up 26%. Word. At $43 per share, that means Bezos is worth about — a zillion dollars?

Makes my January prediction that Amazon was about to go under look pretty fucking stupid, eh? It’s your own fault — how dumb do you have to be to take stock tips from a blog? I’m just saving you from yourself.


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