WTF books

Patrick Hughes plays a fun game called “What the fuck is this, and why is it in my house?

What the fuck is this?
Nathan’s Hot Dog Cookbook, by Murray Handwerker, published 1968 by Grosset & Dunlap, Inc.

Why is it in my house?
When I become wicked sorcerer king of Narnia I’m going to need a Crown of Ultimate Evil like the one on the cover.

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