Somebody should make a horror film about that thing

When you’re writing a letter in a hurry, the Microsoft Office Assistant Paper Clip is always there to help:

It looks like you’re writing a letter. I love writing letters. I love reading letters. I just finished reading The Collected Letters of Van Gogh in three volumes.


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