I don’t dance. Ever. At least not since my violent high school theater days when the choreographer saw how poorly I did in rehearsals and rearranged curtain calls so that I could stand, frozen, as everyone else danced.
So, no, I’ve never battled the urge to dance in front of my books, particularly not while naked.
But maybe you have. If so, stop by and tell cartoonist Patricia Storms, who drew the cartoon at right to illustrate her new “BiblioQueria” series.