Too bad the anti cellulite jodhpurs won’t do a thing for his brother-in-law’s ass

This post was written by guest blogger Andy Fine.

As I understand it this site is first and foremost a literary news site. However, that doesn’t mean that we can’t all sample a little fine writing of the, ahem, unpublished variety. To that end I give you what is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the web courtesy of our friend, Patrick “still single, but not for long” Hughes.

I’m referring to the Christmas story, not the pic of him with the gun. The latter is just scary.


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