Jesus saves feminists, too

Wendy Molyneux appears to be channeling Jack Chick and my mother in “Spreading the Good Word: A Missionary’s Guide“:

Feminist: Jesus is the figurehead of a patriarchal religion that teaches women that they are second to men in all things.

Missionary: You’re really pretty.

Feminist: What? Really?

Missionary: Yeah, I mean, it’s not an obvious kind of prettiness — it’s subtler. You look a little like Kate Winslet.

Feminist: (sobs) Nobody has ever said that to me before. That’s why I’m so angry.

Missionary: I bet you’ve had some pretty bad experiences with men. But I’d like to give you a good one. What are you doing on Friday?

Feminist: I was going to go to a Take Back The Night march but …

Missionary: … you’d rather go to Applebee’s and get to know me better? You don’t mind if I bring my wingman do you? His name is Our Lord.


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