Gee, thanks.

Annie here, signing out. Maud will be back on Monday. Yeah. Monday. I think we’ll be able to raise bail by then.

(You know, I always worry about leaving posts like that. Because there are literal people in this world, people who will spend the weekend worrying about what the charges are. People who will think ill of Maud, just because of my little incarceration joke. People who will send in checks for five dollars, for the legal defense of Maud Newton fund. And I just can’t do that to them, even if I need the money to buy sexy shoes. Er, I mean books. Um, food. So to clarify: Kidding. Maud’s not in jail. Yet. Heh, heh.)


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