Liberals: please take up drinking instead

This weekend a distraught University of Georgia research worker committed suicide at Ground Zero. His family members said he “was very upset about the war in Iraq and President George W. Bush’s re-election.”

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People, people, people, listen to me: it’s horrible, I know, but don’t kill yourselves over the election.

If you can’t hang on for any other reason, look at it this way: we’re going to need you to get to 51% the next time around.


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