“If Bush Wins I Am Moving to Canada”

According to the National Post, Canada is bracing itself for an influx of Americans “if Bush wins.” People are making t-shirts and everything, just in case “the what-are-we-in-crazyland? presidency of George W. Bush” continues.

I’ve heard “If Bush wins, I’m moving to Canada” many times from my American friends — but I don’t think anyone should start rounding up cardboard boxes just yet. I don’t think Bush will win. After all, he didn’t even win the first time.


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