New insights from the woman who brought you the startling observation that the New York City subway “literally smells like pee”

Informed that her book, Confessions of an Heiress, has reached #5 on The Wall Street Journal bestseller list, Paris Hilton was confused. “‘What’s The Wall Street Journal? Is that good?'” she reportedly asked. (Third item; via Gawker.)


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