Pamela Anderson’s breasts, already the stars of sex videos and Baywatch, get their own book

Although Pamela Anderson declared in an interview last fall that her breasts are “so 1999,” they’re prominently featured on the cover of her new book, Star. According to the Independent:

there’s another ‘bonus’ spread on the inside cover (minus all that pesky writing covering up the air-brushed flesh). ‘Find out what happens when the A-list meets the D-cup,’ the blurb promises.

It’s nearly enough to make me agree with Michael Dirda. Just watch the videos and be done with it, people. (Via Sarah Weinman, who reports that there’s “ho-hum teen lesbian sex” in the first chapter, and The Elegant Variation.)


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