Must. avoid. prison. jokes.

“A California man claimed top honors Monday at the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest celebrating bad writing, likening the end of a love affair to ‘Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp’s tail.'” (Via The Elegant Variation.)


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