Rowling discovers boys, abandons series

J.K. Rowling finally discovers boys (and fuschia lipstick, evidently) and ends the Harry Potter series.

“For many years, writing the Harry Potter books was the most important thing in Joanne’s life,” said publicist Mark Knowles…. [But now] “….she doesn’t feel she can sit in a room at her computer all day while there are so many cute boys running around.”

So that’s why she’s always hanging out and pretending to write in cafes. And no wonder she gave Harry Potter fan fiction writers the go-ahead.


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