Home Alone star now billed as “a budding literary talent”

There should be some respectable literary stuff posted around here later this week, maybe as soon as tomorrow, but for now you’re just going to keep seeing vomitous publishing highlights like this one:

I hear that the folks at Miramax Books are buzzing about the autobiographical first novel of a budding literary talent.

The novel – titled “Junior” and scheduled for publication next March – is “part memoir, part rant, part comedic tour-de-force,” according to the publisher’s catalogue, and deals with the author’s “quest to come to terms with the awesome pressures of childhood megastardom and family dysfunction.”

Who is this promising new literary figure?

Macaulay Culkin.

(Via Gawker.)


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