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Zee funny

by Maud | November 5th, 2003

From Goldilocks Before Scotch, by Melissa Albin:

She tries the first bed, Daddy’s bed, but it’s too big. Hot porridge. Hard chair. Big bed. Hot. Hard. Big. Any Freudians in the house? No, none of daddy’s objects are appropriate.

Kids: don’t inhale. Period.

Why they hate us.

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