Private: Tonight I’ll have a nightmare about asking my favorite authors to sign the wrong books

Kurt Vonnegut, treated like zoo animal at reading, signs book he didn’t write.

New York Times captions.

In honor of the “news” that John Gray (Men Are From Mars, etc.) is a fraud, please read Sean Carman’s “Realize Your Destiny in Twelve Easy Steps.”

Emily Dickinson Random Epigram Machine. (Via The Elegant Variation.)

Most welcome news for rich men in closet since advent of bicurious chatrooms.”

Somewhat related: Prince Charles is advised that his life thus far “has been a senseless conundrum,” unless he’s gay.