This post was written by Friday guest blogger Annie Reid.

I was so touched last week when I saw that Maud had posted some zombie love on my behalf. Truly, I was moved. I’m a nice girl who just can’t help loving me some zombie. Someday, I’ll even write the Great American Zombie Novel. I just need to decide on a title, something with a classic ring. I’m getting it narrowed down. Some of the options I’m considering:

• Zombie’s Complaint
• The Adventures of Zombie Finn
• The Zombie in the Rue Morgue
• The Zombie and the Fury
• Their Zombies were Watching God
• The Zombie in the Rye
• The Scarlet Zombie
• The House of Seven Zombies

But I think I’ve got it down to two:

• The Heart is a Zombie Hunter
• Zombie Dick

Reader suggestions for this crass and undignified list will be, of course, welcomed with rapture.