Having spent large chunks of the weekend curled up with Niall Griffiths’ highly disturbing (and sometimes hilarious) Sheepshagger, I’d give a pretty penny to hear a snippet of dialogue like this one rendered in its native Welsh:
Fuckin typical. Tight as a gnat’s twat yew are, Marc, d’yew know that? Tight as a fuckin gnat’s twat. Blood from a stone, yew and yewer fuckin gear like. Wouldn’t give the steam off yewer turds as a Christmas present yew.