Take the Guardian quiz.
*Ed Note: A question has been raised about this statement. It comes from one of my favorite Beckett plays, EleuthÃ©ria.
SPECTATOR: Actually, who wrote this rubbish? (checks programme) Beckett (he says BÃ©kÃ©), Samuel, BÃ©kÃ©, BÃ©kÃ©, he must be a cross between a Jew from Greenland and a peasant from the Auvergne.
GLAZIER: Never heard of him. Seems he eats his soup with a fork.
SPECTATOR: Doesn’t matter. Remainder him…