Palahniuk’s early get-rich-quick scheme

Speaking of Chuck Palahniuk, Elizabeth Spiers recounted a conversation with him in the New York Post on Sunday. Unfortunately, the Post cut some of the best parts. Here’s part of a Palahniuk anecdote that didn’t make it into print:

When I first inadvertently learned to masturbate — and I didn’t know what it was — I thought I’d invented it. And my first thought was, ‘I’m going to make so much money off of this!’ I actually saw myself giving seminars.

(Via World New York.)


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