No time machines

Todd Levin “woke up angry this morning, because there are no time machines.” This puts a big kink in his plans “to travel back in time just to finish other people’s sentences”:

My first stop would be Gettysburg, for certain. I would just love to stand in the gathered audience for Lincoln’s address and, as he intones, “Four score –” I would just jump in and scream, “and seven years ago! Yeah, we know when our fathers brought forth this nation. We’re not fucking idiots. Proceed!”

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