Soon I’ll need to decide between a trip to visit my dog-hoarding, religious fanatic mother in Asheville, North Carolina, and the trip to Mississippi.
That’s like, Would you rather have shingles or lockjaw? Personally, I’d pick lockjaw (MS).
As it happens, the shingles won out. The sister and I will be driving down to Asheville for Columbus Day weekend.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to put down this razor blade.