Maccers breaks the news to dad:
Me: So I got dumped yesterday.
Dad: Great. So does that mean I can stop reading his book now?
Me: Hell yeah.
In a related vein, she brings us, in conjunction with Eurotrash, The Modern Drunkâ€™s Guide to Dating for Women Part I:
1. Never date a man who believes in â€œThe Oneâ€. You are never it and he is a delusory fantasist who will spend all his time at the end of the garden looking for the ickle fairies when he should be in bed shagging you.
In other news, Cowboy Sally housesits.