In this story, about a kitten who had the misfortune of being flung from a moving car, I was struck by this sentence:
â€œSheâ€™d read the paper and was waiting for us to open up,â€ said Linda Kemp, senior cruelty agent at the society.
Linda Kemp’s job title is “senior cruelty agent.” That’s the kind of job title Mengele would have killed for. I mean, wouldn’t it be kinder to just call her Satan?
Note: Don’t worry — the kitten is apparently doing just fine. According to nonexistent sources, it’s been well enough to get back to its normal routine — namely, frolicking with balls of yarn, chasing its own tail, and peeing and pooping on expensive rugs.