If you’re not convinced, here’s an excerpt:
On the G train through Brooklyn yesterday, I saw three 10-year-old Latino kids yell out “Hitler!” to a Hasidic Jew getting off the train. A second later, a middle-aged white guy stood in front of them and asked “Which one of you is man enough to tell me who just yelled Hitler?” The kids didnâ€™t say anything, then one of them took the blame. The guy grabbed the kid by the throat, knocked his head against the subwayâ€™s window, and said: “You donâ€™t yell freaking Hitler to a Jew!” Then he sat back down, continued reading the New York Times. He wore glasses and high-tops.
Also, please consider this recent request from Ms. Zulkey:
Do you have a story where you put your foot in your mouth? Accidentally insulted somebody beyond repair? Asked a fat women when she was due? Accidentally asked a fat man when he was due? Come on, we’ve all been there. Make me feel better and tell me about the time you opened your big mouth a little too wide.
You have until Monday.