• The new Vanity Fair website went live last week with a weekly Roundtable feature. Here’s hoping some of the print content ends up online (not that I have anything specific in mind).

• Warning: furtive adolescent gapings at Playboy models have disastrous long-term consequences involving Star magazine. (Thanks, Elizabeth.)

• In case evolution warning labels and outright creationism in public school textbooks don’t quench your teen’s thirst for righteousness, Seventeen magazine now features a monthly column on spirituality. What’s next? — Revolve-like quizzes such as “Are You Dating a Godly Guy?“