Helpful tip for straight men

Donnie Boman‘s “Night Life,” in which he reveals his discovery that women at gay bars are not there to meet straight men, is up on parenthetical note. An excerpt:

I decide to take this fresh cocktail into the shower with me. I am feeling extravagant tonight. Usually drinks in the shower are reserved for those times I mean to be sleazy. Well, shit, I guess I am going to be sleazy tonight, so might as well go whole hog with it!


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