John Leary also suggests that you go to the real google, type in “French military victories” and then hit “I’m feeling lucky.” The result will either make you laugh — or make you question your entire relationship with google. Sure, you’ve spent a lot of time with google. If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably developed a little crush on google. Perhaps you’ve even allowed yourself to dream of marrying google and one day bearing google’s children (this means you, Carrie Hoffman). But now this. This disappointing, disheartening, dis… dis… disgusting revelation. It doesn’t look like google is going to be up for any French kissing anytime soon, does it?