Private: Ghouls

Oh, hey, don’t forget to keep your pet safe tonight. I don’t know about you, but vampires knocking on our door doesn’t exactly put the dog’s mind at ease. Also, the tiniest crack of an open door is an invitation for the cat to rush out and dash under the car (apparently cats consider cars a kind of shelter, and have no real recollection of the car ever having moved or otherwise looking quite like a very large and noisy animal from which they must flee). Your cats and dogs might be at the very bottom of your list of concerns when your kids are clammoring to go out in the ten degree darkness in nothing but a tutu, but see if you can’t move ’em up a notch.