Emma Garman normally takes over around here on the first Friday of every month, but she’s on vacation somewhere warm and slower-paced. She’ll be back in July.
I’ll try to step in later today. Until then, why not translate your name into hieroglyphics? Or, if you’re an ebook user, learn how to transform ASCII files into books readable on Sony’s Librié. (I don’t know a single person who’s ever seen a Librié, much less used one. Do you?)