The subject line of some spam I just received: “Do you want too?”

Why yes. I, too, want.

In other news, even though I joined the Daily Candy email list sometime last year, I don’t read the messages unless the subject line says something about sample sales.

Pia directed my attention to today’s bit about The Strand‘s services for those who have custom-designed, oak-paneled libraries but “just don’t, like, read.” The store sells books by the foot, on any subject, to provide “a customized selection that will be certain to result in a perfect match for any residential or commercial space.”

If you know people who have used these services, please please please convince them to send me email.