Private: Everyone loves novelty gifts

This post was written by guest blogger Carrie Hoffman.

Here on E-Bay you can bid on a diploma from the University of Pimpington.

How shocked They will be to hear that they have to call you Professor of Pimpin’! Your beautifully and professionally designed diploma gives you all rights appertaining to the Fine art of Pimpen’. You deserve this. Make everyone realize what you already know.