Gushing blurbs for sale

Booksurge’s “FictionWorks publishing package” includes professional formatting, custom editing, marketing copy — and a “full book review and quote for your cover by a New York Times bestselling author.”

The blurb and review are also available a la carte, for $399. (Thanks to Katharine for the link.)

Cost for someone to come over to your house, stand behind your desk chair, and press your fingertips to the keyboard to form words: negotiable. (Ass-wiping services not included.)


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